DH enjoyed them so much that they are going to be part of Christmas dinner. They were lovely and crisp on the outside and pleasantly fluffy on the inside but they were very heavy on the fat.
Then there is the whole issue of bear's school shoes. They are battered and extremely worn. He has had them since September, and he plays football at most break times. They still fit him, probably just about and because the leather has moulded itself to his feet. He really needs new shoes. If they pinched or had holes in, I wouldn't hesitate but they are almost okay. If I spend over £40 getting him the good school shoes next week he will grow out of them in days, I know it. I don't know if I could bring myself to buy cheaper shoes, and I guarantee that if I pick up some less expensive school shoes from Matalan then he will be in them for months and months and I will worry about his feet. He is a lot better than he was yesterday, so it looks like he just had a bad cold. He's still not eating much, but I'm sure he'll pick up soon.
I also remembered to look up Spirits of Salts. I found this Wiki entry after getting my Approved Food delivery complete with a bottle of the stuff. It's hydrochloric acid. I am not sure I'm safe with anything stronger than vinegar. I think it was Mrs Beeton or someone similar who recommended spirits of salts for getting stains out of tablecloths. I'm sure it would get rid of the stain - and possibly the tablecloth as well! I read the article but I didn't really understand it, although according to one of the references, it was recommended for household cleaning in the Telegraph in 2003 and you can buy bottles of it on Amazon, for a much greater price than I managed to get at Approved Food. I officially have a bargain I'm scared of.
Mind you, according to this source, the White House Cookbook of 1887 recommended using chloroform for getting stains out of tablecloths. My search history doesn't bare looking at. Now I've found that the website 'Vintage Recipes' exists I intend to enjoy it. If I try any, I'll share the result.