More Bewildered Than Normal.

It's Lent. I forgot about Lent. I usually like to do something positive for Lent rather than give something up. Not only does my willpower have the strength of damp tissue paper, but I'm quite restricted anyway. I hadn't thought about what to do. Normally it wouldn't be a question. I'd stop knitting for myself and knit only for the Mission to Seafarers. I really need new sweaters, though. If I'd been more proactive over Christmas instead of knitting the scarf, I'd be in a better place, and I should have been better as I need new sweaters and I have a room full of yarn. I'd even cast on the sweater with the yarn that's going to also be a triangular shawl with the leftovers. The pattern is easy and looks great, but the welt is a 'knit 2, purl 1' repeat which I know is going to reduce me to harsh language. 

But I feel that Lent is about a struggle. So I picked up a hat that I started ages ago. 

The darker knitting is the sweater-to-be and the bright blue and white is the hat in the making. After Lent, I need to buckle down and reduce the yarn pile. 

There's a lot of writing stuff.

Writing stuff - I've spent the last two days trying to upload 'Cats in the Bible' to Amazon. For some reason, the programme is having hissy fits and everything ends up in italics. It doesn't always stay in italics. It might be all slanty writing on page seven, for example, but if you advance to page eight, then flick back, some versions will be upright text, but with a pale blue background. Or they will be italics with the text in blue. And when I used a separate previewer, it all worked fine! I have not been calm about it. I tried all sorts of ideas, and none of the dratted things worked. In the end, I contacted Amazon help line. I thought that I must have missed something obvious. Apparently I didn't, as the very nice man/woman/person/bot who was dealing with me had to go away and think, then told me that they'd have to refer it to their team and they'd email me when they had it sorted out. Heaven only knows what's going on. 

I've uploaded the same text to a site called Draft2Digital, which is another self publishing platform. They distribute all over to bookshops in several countries. The obvious bookshop in the UK, for me, is Waterstones, and I knew that I'd uploaded the paperback version of Out of the London Mist to Draft2Digital who should distribute there. When I searched for it on the Waterstones site, three separate copies showed up, all at different prices. I have no idea why. If you ever want to get a hard copy from there, go for the cheapest. I get about 20p per copy regardless. Anyway, Cats in the Bible should in theory be available there soon. If you hadn't come across it before, here's the blurb from the back.

Everyone knows that there are no cats in the Bible. There’s plenty about dogs and pigs and even the occasional lion, but the housecat is conspicuous by its absence. Besides, everyone who has cats knows that cat stories expand to fit the space available, and anyone who has listened to a cat owner will know that stories about cats can be endless, so perhaps it was best that they were omitted. If you pay attention, however, the Bible covers principles for all sorts of situations, including cats, and it can be reassuring in the face of felonious felines.

Cats in the Bible is a collection of hilarious and true cat stories starring Lyssa Medana’s cats and their furry neighbours as they prove time after time that you can find a Bible verse for every occasion, whether it’s fighting with the vet, stealing food, or the dreaded bath.   

This is a fun read for cat-lovers everywhere, regardless of faith, as Shadow, Smudge and Smoke trot briskly from disaster to havoc to cuddles and back, ruling their hapless owners with an iron paw and stealing cheese along the way.

Hopefully tomorrow will be more productive. 

Hugs and good health to all.