This link is not suitable for work.

It really isn't suitable for work

It is not suitable for those who are easily shocked by adult content

It isn't me.  After everything else, this isn't me.

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2323153-To-pretend-the-cat-did-it-and-now-Ive-had-to-put-socks-on-her?pg=1

It really isn't suitable for work but it made me laugh until I cried.