Wean - I haven't sold enough books to worry about getting the royalties from Smashwords yet. I'm just not selling that well. I am really pleased for you, though, and for anyone interested here is a link to Wean's blog If I ever find anything out I will share.
Bear was incandescent that I couldn't find his jogging bottoms. As they were getting small on him I bit the bullet and bought another pair at Matalan and dropped them off in the office. They cost £7, which puts a monetary value on my disorganisation. It turns out that the normal Monday PE didn't happen anyway.
The office at bear's school are lovely. They returned my lunch money cheque. I had paid for the half term, but apparently I am already in front by £35. I have no idea how that happened, but I think it shows a lot about my lack of financial management.
I also have the dire rear so I can't visit father, but have managed to get bear to the barbers to get a hair cut. I'm glad about that. It was getting so far too long and scruffy. Bear was not impressed but he does look better now.
So while today isn't entirely a fail, it has quite a slice of fail in it. I'll start again tomorrow.