Crawling along

I have a phantom intolerance.  There is something out there that makes me very poorly.  I get headaches, violent pains in my ribs, sometimes throw up and I'm out of the game for a day or two.  I have no idea what it is.  Whatever it is, it's in Morrison's gluten free rice cakes, but not in the ones from Tesco.  When I can see better I shall compare ingredients, but I suspect it's in the 'flavourings'.  It crops up in the strangest places and I have had to learn by trial and error.  I can't have Thornton's chocolate liqueur either.

There is also ants in the kitchen.  I know what I'll be doing tomorrow - stripping down that kitchen.  It badly needs it anyway. 

Today has been a fail, so I'll leave you with this...

How do you know if an elephant has been in the fridge?  By the footprints in the butter.