Mind you, I cheered up a bit later. I was looking up a link to 'Digging up the Past' (available here for a very reasonable outlay) when I found this - a cure for, among other things, meteorism. I assume it is a poor translation rather than protection from being hit by meteorites. I had been so careful choosing a name that had no associations, but apparently now it has.
It seems a useful product, though I currently do not suffer from any of the ailments it is designed to alleviate, I shall definitely bear it in mind.