Meanwhile...

I've not had a brilliant day, so I thought I would share this...

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun, obviously.

How do you kill a red elephant? You choke it until it turns blue, then use a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a green elephant? You tickle it until it turns red, then choke until it turns blue, then use a blue elephant gun. 

How do you kill a purple elephant? There's no such thing as purple elephants, silly.

How many elephants will fit in a Volkswagen? Four - two inn the front and two in the back.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? Elephant tracks in the butter.

How do you know if there's two elephants in your fridge? There are two sets of tracks.

How do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge? The door won't close.

How do you know if there are four elephants in your fridge? There's a Volkswagen parked outside. 

Writing stuff - today's snippet is here.

Hugs and good health to all.