On Monday I spent most of the day climbing up and down ladders and hemstititching curtains and straining and reaching and, to be honest, I was shattered by it.
Today bear has pulled one of the curtains so it is only holding on by one hook.
I am consciously calming down. I am also considering just taping newspaper to the window.
Seriously, I am fed up. I am going to have to go through the whole move/stretch/hurt thing again. While I am at it I might as well sort out the curtain hooks and extra rings. I am getting tempted by the duvet cover/curtain thought experiment, but I don't think DH will allow it.
I have no idea how to get through to bear about how endangered he was (briefly). Anyone would know that I wouldn't hurt a hair on his head. Unfortunately that includes bear so I can't even issue gruesome threats. Grounding is a possibility.